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BT FUNNIES
All things are more beautiful for their imperfections... Bill/Blackthorn, et al, may be the most creative and entertaining typoist in the history of IRC! This is but a small sample of his work. We hope he knows that we laugh with him, not at him, for we all have fingers that disobey us at the keyboard. We in fact honor him for all the snickers, giggles, tears of laughter and spewed liquids he has inspired since joining us. Herein is also a tiny smattering of his wit and creativity for which we all lobe him. |
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<Sir_Alodar> ((hey BT wanna be my tutor in the fine art of typing the english language)) <Blackthorn> ((no... but I can send you to my mystic teacher... Master Tai Po)) * Blackthorn sits back in his hair... one leg up on the arm...
<Yarrowvathallion> I want the blood of th eman who killed him! <Yarrowvathallion> and I will have it... <LordTroy> ((he can type Yarrowvathallion but not 'the')) ... <Yarrowvathallion> Azha she`shet`chako,urunshe`she bhabekro <Cronus^> ((geshunteit.)) * Devlin is a human of indeterminate age with a smile perpetually on his lips , a twinkle in his eye... and a wee bit of larceny in his heart.His curly black hair and bear are just beginning to streak gray... but he still pursues the ladies with great attention.
* ROACHZILLA places a leg under her lower mandible... looks into her mulit faceted eyes...
<Blackthorn> I wil try. * Wenndolyne wiggles her fingers in a wave to Skye * Skye^Blackthorn looks up and smiles <Skye^Blackthorn> Hallo Wenn... <Blackthorn> (ack... WILLL)) * Skye^Blackthorn waves back... and points to her belly <Blackthorn> ((ACCKKKK! WILKL)) <Wenndolyne> Sit still Marty. I KNOW how that is. <Blackthorn> ((sigh... nevermind... )) <LadyMarty> thanks : ) <Skye^Blackthorn> ((<hands <Lisandra> ((sorry bout your fingers Blackthorn... )) * `Inspiration mumbles * Sir_Alodar sighs and stares at the wall <Skye^Blackthorn> ((<hands Bill a chill pill> see? it's catching... )) <Wenndolyne> ((Just washed his hands and can't do a think with 'em ;) )) <Wenndolyne> ((er thing... AND he's contagious... RUN!)) * Blackthorn is now officially semi-comatose... up from his usual drrp vomsa <Blackthorn> dee coma <Blackthorn> deep coma * Wenndolyne does the translation for the typographically impaired <Wenndolyne> d e e p c o m a Original LOBE (ie, LOVE) Original THID (ie, THUD) <Skye^Blackthorn> goodnight to you both. Ian? I hope I'll see ye soon? <Blackthorn> I will gollow later <Blackthorn> aye * Blackthorn kisses her... * Skye^Blackthorn kisses him <Skye^Blackthorn> Love you, my angel * NightShade wonders what gollowing is and if Skye looks forward to this activity hehe <Blackthorn> and I love you,Shurrukai * Skye^Blackthorn grins at her husband... her eyes twinkling. <NightShade> ((So like do you gollow because you lobe her and keep gollowing til she thids?)) <Skye^Blackthorn> ((hell yes... he'd better!)) <Blackthorn> ((something lije that, yes) * Skye^Blackthorn chuckles warmly and departs. <Blackthorn> ((notice... I did NOY say plasterd... even though severely tempted... )) <Blackthorn> (er... NOT)) <Yandora-and-Eliana> ((LOL< WB back Bill, missed them dang typos!!)) <wall_sconce> ((He lobes me... He lobes me noy... He lobes me... )) <Blackthorn> ((sigh)) <Skye^Blackthorn> ((THID... he lobes you two?)) <Blackthorn> ((double sigh)) * Lord_Corwin nods ... after the official notice is sent i will post a petition for all those with outstanding grievences come forward with their claim <Blackthorn> most oif it was mef * Wenndolyne giggles <Blackthorn> most of it was me * Lord_Corwin looks at ian <Wenndolyne> Yes... I do recall that most of it was him <pointing> <Lord_Corwin> umm you been drinking brother? <Wenndolyne> ((I can read that stuff and frankly, it frightens me ;) )) * Lord_Corwin stands there a moment and in as adinified manner as possible brushes back his hair and then grins at her * Blackthorn paces back and forth... <Lord_Corwin> (a dignified) <Blackthorn> (adinified... better... maahhhaahaahhaha!) <Lord_Corwin> ((i am Bt's best student... lol)) <Lord_Corwin> ((typoese 101)) The Greet of Doom (GoD) <Blackthorn> good eve,Tyralor... a better mood tonight, I see... ****** Quits: Tyralor (Ping timeout) <Blackthorn> ((Gotta do something about the greet of doom... )) <Blackthorn> ((aka GoD) <LadyJolieve> (( Um... stop greeting? )) <Taralon_Phoenix> (( start telling farewells... then they'd be popping in here without realizing it... )) ****** Joins: Tyralor ****** Quits: Tyralor <Blackthorn> (hmm... Matt has probs tonight... )) <Blackthorn> ((Okay... puts on his serious face,,,:0)) ****** Joins: Tyralor ) <Cuin`Kraath> ((wb Tyr)) * Blackthorn hands Tyralor an anchor, stay put!!! <Blackthorn> (repost for Matt) <Blackthorn> (ahem) <Blackthorn> good eve,Tyralor... a better mood tonight, I see... ****** Quits: Tyralor (Connection reset by peer) ****** Joins: Tyralor * Blackthorn hands Tyralor an anchor, stay put!!! <Tyralor> (I am having a difficult time of doing just that. One moment I'm lagging by 2 seconds. Then it jumps to 20, then back down to 4 or so) <Tyralor> (To put it simply. It is rather annoying) <Cuin`Kraath> ((I always knew you were unstable hehe)) <Tyralor> (And it's all Llew's fault. I wasn't lagging at all till his entrance) <Blackthorn> (6secs) <Blackthorn> (I think we lost him again.) <Blackthorn> <coughs> <Blackthorn> good eve,Tyralor... a better mood tonight, I see... ****** Quits: Tyralor (Connection reset by peer) <Llew_SilverHand> (( guess not. )) <Blackthorn> ((DAMN!) <Blackthorn> ((ROFLMAO!)) <Cuin`Kraath> ((BT... cut it out. You're killing him! hehe)) ****** Joins: Tyralor * Tyralor mutters about getting his own bell tower. * Blackthorn sips his coffee ((and steadfastly ignores Matt lest the greets of doom strike again... )) <Cuin`Kraath> ((BT... are you gonna give him the GoD again??)) <Blackthorn> good eve,Tyralor... a better mood tonight, I see... <Blackthorn> ((damn... can't help myself... )) <Cuin`Kraath> ((<anticipation>)) * Tyralor (Frowns and radios Dan, who is more than willing to help him out. Particularly if it means disposing of another person. Dan fires more than just warning shots) Other BTisms both IC and OOC * Blackthorn steps towards Lerrad... grabs hhold of his arm, <Blackthorn> Lerrad! * Lerrad turns, "Yes, Ian?" <Blackthorn> how long? <Lerrad> How long? * Lerrad blinks. * LadyElspeth shrugs. "I... I'm not sure, Ian." * Lerrad ((thinks that quite a personal question.)) * Blackthorn looks worried <Skye^Blackthorn> ((ROFLMAO E!!!)) <Blackthorn> ((ROFLMAO!!!) <LadyElspeth> ((and el's not SURE???)) <SarahNight> ((ROFL!!)) <Skye^Blackthorn> ((OMG... it gets worse... LOLOLOL)) <Lerrad> I think a month... perhaps more. <Blackthorn> ((sigh... sheesh)) <Blackthorn> and then there is Kodar... <Blackthorn> Blackhawkes evil twin <Blackthorn> ((also known as Skippy)) * Blackthorn nods to the stranger who speaketh in tongues but who maketh not a jot of sense-eth * Blackthorn is beginning to look about for Skye to come and take their angelic and delightful little cherub ... <Blackthorn> (hands Alodar a scorecard and a bag of peanuts... ) <Blackthorn> ((now a dragon-eating mouse... THAT would get our attention... ) <Devlin> (hi... my name is Brad... I'm from Levittown Pa. Alex... and in my spare time... I knit dog sweaters... ) <Blackthorn> ((I love impromptu... I like all Asian cooking... <innocent wide eyed blink>)) * Blackthorn looks down... and because of the hour... and his typists' mood... makes a highly intellectual response... <Blackthorn> OOOOGAHBOOOGAH * Blackthorn gathers his gift... his hands glow slightly a pale gold as he envisions Tyr healthy... or what passes for it in his case... bones knitting together... tissues closing... blood circulation easier... <Blackthorn> ((adds another foot in height... erases tattoos... cures acne)) * Cinnamon looks about the hall then to Devlin "So, where shall we sit to become better acquainted?" * Devlin grins... <Devlin> wherever you wish,m'lady * Devlin looks about... <Devlin> there's couches,tables,the hearth... the garden? <Devlin> ((the little blowup kiddie pool)) A rose is a rose is a rose... but a Skye is... while Lady Skye Blackthorn was missing after being kidnapped by a demon dog on All Hallows... * Arista sets the tankard down and looks at her father, her eyes a shifting myriad of anger, bewilderment, sadness, loss, rage, and fathomless love. <Arista> I miss her * Blackthorn sets down the food and drink,,then wraps his arms around her.. <Blackthorn> As do I..but I can tell she is still alice and well. <Blackthorn> alive <Arista> ((oh my god....she's alice?)) <Blackthorn> (dang). <Lone-Wolf> (( Alice, ? :) )) <wallsconce> (who the hell is Alice?) <Blackthorn> (pfffffft!) <Blackthorn> (facepalms) <Arista> ((If she comes back a blonde with the headband, chasing a rabbit, I'm going to beat his arse)) <Lone-Wolf> (( LOL )) <Elyssa`Katya> ((hehe)) Sometimes a man of few words... * Tyralor fails to acknowledge anyone and slips over to a big huge fluffy kindsized bed and curls up in it, pulling the covers over his head, and looking totally like, cute n stuff while he sleeps * Tyralor only wishes the typist could do that mind you... he has to go to work. He shoots his character a few nasty looks, plotting the char's death while grumbling and getting back to getting ready for work <Cinnamon> ((aawww... sleeping assassins are so precious hehe)) <Devlin> ((finds the picture of a cute cuddly Tyr a hard one to digest... )) <Khris-away> ((( hmmmmm... precious might not be the word id use but it works for now)) <soft smile> * Tyralor gives Devlin some bran to help ease his problems * Khris-away peeks out from one eye at Devlin and the bran she quicky goes back to what ever it is she does. <Cinnamon> (and prunes... bran with prunes) <Devlin> ((typist walks over by Tyralor... and issues a statement)) [Devlin SOUND] * Cinnamon giggles * Tyralor calmly sleeps through the effect <Khristina> :| * Devlin waves the comment gently over Tyrs head... Sometimes a man of potentially dangerous words... * Skye^Blackthorn grins... upon finding her husband. ::::Ian? What's the Sithryn word for "stubborn pigheaded man"?:::::: <Blackthorn> ::theres only one for the women... Sithryn men are always right... be glad I am only half Sithryn, love:: Calm, even in the most dire circumstances... * Zirxis sees everyone is busy and makes his way to Ian as if to talk to him and passes by instead no words leaving his mouth only smiling as he heads for the exit * Blackthorn looks down at a silver brooch on his chest... fingering it with a oddly dazed expression... he sits... <Blackthorn> oww... * Zirxis disappears into the night * Lady^Skye frowns... feeling something wrong... and moves to Blackthorn's side... Ian? * Blackthorn continues looking down at his chest... the front of his red doublet now darker... * William_MacKinsey moves to the man and finds it of no use <William_MacKinsey> He's dead M'lady * Lord_Corwin looks to ian <Lord_Corwin> IAN!! <Blackthorn> <cough> * Lady^Skye shakes her head... her skin growing alabaster pale... <Lady^Skye> IAN!! * Lord_Corwin jumps up heading to him * Blackthorn 's mouth trickles red... and he slumps over. A rare glimpse at the man behind the legend... * Blackthorn marches off to bed... in his fuzzy pjs... bunny slippers... pink cumberbund... and a pith helmet set jauntily on his head... <Blackthorn> thwip thwip twhip <Blackthorn> trip... <Blackthorn> thwip thwip ****** Parts: Blackthorn Other Selections from the BT Files How Bill/BT helped Stacy/Skye with her audition "Coz every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man..." (arresting ;)The Misadventures of Brother Cythwiiifhythr and Sister Mary Tyrannucus The Flight of Shane and the Weasel What Morri wants, Morri gets, including... Spadetti * _ladybug_ crawls across BT's shoulder and up onto his collar, looking much like a shiny red button. She settles there, content to be near her BillBug ((- Diana/Wenn -)) |