The Adventure of ROACHZILLA!!

* Wenndolyne, speaking to Telion (a tiny faery) says with a grin "Aye, I'll not crush nor harm, to be sure. I am quite fond of wee folk."
* Felion giggles and reaches into her glitter pouch pulling out a handful of glitter and throwing it up to symbolize her happiness.
- Wenndolyne - ((I really really do love playing against wee folk and unusual creatures :) ))
- Blackthorn - ((wee creatures?? PERK))WWW «------- THIS was where it all started. Blame HIM. -Wenn-
****** Blackthorn is now known as CharliedaCockroach
* Wenndolyne sits at the bar and requests a refill of her tea from Lumiere
* CharliedaCockroach scuttles out from under Wenn's chair... looks up at her with adoring eyes...
* LadyXan looks around for the RoachHotel
* CharliedaCockroach hums LaCucaracha
* Wenndolyne catches movement out of the corner of her eye
- CharliedaCockroach - hums even
* Jareth wonders if he has any Raid
* Wenndolyne notices he don't speel no bitter as a bug
* CharliedaCockroach sambas his butt off for Wenn's attention
- Wenndolyne - ACK a bug!
- Lord_Rikard - ((hukt awn fawniks wurkt 4 mi))
* Jareth finally finds a grenade of raid and throws it at the roach
* LadyVelvet runs over and stomps on the cockroach
- LadyVelvet - heheh
- CharliedaCockroach - SPLAT
- Wenndolyne - eeewww
* Wenndolyne shivers
- Wenndolyne - ((guess I should have been more specific about WHAT wee creatures?? hehe))
* CharliedaCockroach lies on the floor... his guts falling out in a squishy mess... one leg leaking ikyor
- LadyVelvet - ^bring the cockroach and throw him into the fire
* Lumiere ducks beneath the bar, searches for a moment, then brings the cockroach and throw him into the fire from LadyVelvet.
* CharliedaCockroach squeaks
- CharliedaCockroach - helpme
- LadyVelvet - hmmmmm that felt really good
- LadyVelvet - hehehhe
* Jareth wonders if the roach has read Kafka
* Wenndolyne gets a case of the willies as Lumi scoops up the bug and guts and tosses it into the fire... making a popping and sizzling sound... and she swears she heard a tiny voice
* CharliedaCockroach sticks his legs up in the air... they kick feebly as bug stuff leaks from his mouth
* LadyXan chuckles softly ... and turns back to watching Wenn and her bug problem
- CharliedaCockroach - SNAP CRACKLE *POP*!!
- Wenndolyne - ((Roach Crispies!))
* LadyVelvet tosses another log into the fire and it lands on top of the bug
****** CharliedaCockroach is now known as ROACHZILLA
* Jareth summons two goblins and watch as they go and get the roach to eat
* LadyXan wonders if there will be am memorial sevice
- Wenndolyne - ((EEP))
* ROACHZILLA kicks down the door
- Wenndolyne - lol
- ROACHZILLA - I'm looking for me son
- Wenndolyne - ACK!
- ROACHZILLA - CharliedaCockroach
- Lady Xan - here rochie rochie... got free tacos
* Jareth summons about 20 more goblins
- Lady Xan - roachie even
* Wenndolyne hops off the bar stool and backs away from her worst nightmare
* ROACHZILLA wiggles the ANTENNAE OF DOOM
* LadyXan tosses Wenn the NERF bat
- ROACHZILLA - HAH!
* LadyVelvet runs off and hides behind Wenn
* Jareth watches as the goblins hack at the monster roach
* Wenndolyne wields her bright yellow nerf bat, like she thinks she knows what she is doing
* ROACHZILLA moves forwards
- Lady Xan - Oooo look out Wenn!! he is wiggling his antennae at you... Thats a mating call
- Wenndolyne - JOLIEVE! Where are your knights NOW?!
* Ariandis_Derisha watches the roach proceedings.
* ROACHZILLA slurps on WEnn
- Wenndolyne - eeeewwww eeeewwww eeewww
- Wenndolyne - Roach slime!
* ROACHZILLA looks at Wenn
* Ariandis_Derisha is gonna be a knight soon enough, does that count?
- ROACHZILLA - come wit me to ze RoachHotel
* LadyXan grins... too busy laughing wenn
* ROACHZILLA wiggles an Antenna
* Wenndolyne dances in a wriggling bizarre manner as the willies overtake her
* ROACHZILLA has his legs... all 6000 of them... allover Wenn
* LadyXan is doubled over with laughter
- Wenndolyne - No no no bleaaaaaaaaagh
- ROACHZILLA - we make ze beyootiful music together
* LadyVelvet cant hardly type anymore from laughing and hiding behind Wenn
- ROACHZILLA - huh huh huh'
* LadyXan gasps for air as she tries to take photos of this
* ROACHZILLA wiggles... er... something
- Wenndolyne - Raid! Someone call for Sir Raid!! Pleeeeeeez
****** LadyVelvet is now known as Lady_Raid
* LadyXan wipes away tears of laughter
- ROACHZILLA - come with me to ze Hotel
- ROACHZILLA - we stick around ze flypaper
- Lady Xan - Lady Bless! This is killing me
* Lady_Raid takes a step towards Roachzilla
- Wenndolyne - Oh I am but *shudder* a silly mortal... you don't want me!
- ROACHZILLA - we do some of ze... scuttle
* Jareth swishes his cape and becomes...
- ROACHZILLA - but I do, my little four legged crumbcake
****** Jareth is now known as Orkin_Jareth
* Wenndolyne is shuddering to the point of gagging and trying to fight off hairy sticky BLECH! nasty bug legs
- Wenndolyne - ((lol))
- ROACHZILLA - come... I must take you to ze family
- ROACHZILLA - all 3 million of zem
- Lady Xan - ( I'm dying here)
* Orkin_Jareth whips out a large Gun marked with 7000 roach kills
- ROACHZILLA - they will make you... happy
- Wenndolyne - No please I am already married... I have a flea circus at the Keep as it is!
* ROACHZILLA gags
- ROACHZILLA - Flea circus?"
* ROACHZILLA sobs
- Wenndolyne - Orkin! Save me!
- ROACHZILLA - zen... it can nevah be
- LadyVelvet - LOL
* Orkin_Jareth climbs to a rafter and jumps on top of roach's back
- ROACHZILLA - I cannot marry zomeone... in show bizziness
* ROACHZILLA swivels an eye upwards
- ROACHZILLA - hell,cowboy
* Orkin_Jareth rips a hole into roach's back and shoves a grendade in and leaps for safety
- ROACHZILLA - hello, I mean
* Wenndolyne wriggles out of the way and clambers back from the *ackackackack* BUG
* ROACHZILLA burps
- Orkin_Jareth - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- Lady Xan - *click* *swirl* *flash*
- Orkin_Jareth - come on KABOOM already!!!
* Wenndolyne waves a hand before her face, trying to dissapate the cloud
* ROACHZILLA burps the grenade out on the floor
- Orkin_Jareth - uh ohh...
- ROACHZILLA - I believe... zis is yours?
* ROACHZILLA kicks the grenade
* Orkin_Jareth grabs it and hurls it back into the beast's maw
* Ariandis_Derisha snacks on a little popcorn while watching the show.
- Wenndolyne - ((Gawd Bill you are KILLING me ROFL))
* ROACHZILLA spits
* Shadowrune stands and looks at Roachzilla
- ROACHZILLA - PATOOIE
- Shadowrune - Time for the French man
- Lady Xan - ( YOU???!! You should see me!!! )
- Shadowrune - RamBeau
- ROACHZILLA SOUND -'abomb.wav'
- LadyVelvet - ((I cant stand this anymore... ROTFL))
- Orkin_Jareth - alright ye nasty we little bugg DIE!!!!!
* ROACHZILLA looks at what is left of Orkin
* Orkin_Jareth takes out THE BAGPIPES OF HIDIOUS DOOM FOR ROACHES
- Ariandis_Derisha SOUND -'hellfire.wav'
- ROACHZILLA - humans... ze are impossible to kill
* ROACHZILLA shrugs... scuttles out the door
* Orkin_Jareth pipes away like mad
* Wenndolyne runs off to the fountain whilst she has a chance... to wash off the willies
- ROACHZILLA - farewell,my little Slimeball
- Orkin_Jareth - HEy I'm not done with you yet
- ROACHZILLA - wee could have made ze beautiful larvae together
****** ROACHZILLA is now known as Blackthorn
* Orkin_Jareth takes out a gun three times his size and shoots rockets at the roach
* Blackthorn yawns
- Orkin_Jareth - darn../me changes back
****** Orkin_Jareth is now known as Jareth
- Wenndolyne - ((*fanfanfan* Oh mercy I need to BREATH hehe))
* Blackthorn blinks innocently
****** Joins: Jolieve
- Blackthorn - ((sure,now she comes back... lol))
- Ariandis_Derisha ((wb babe... you missed some good stuff))
* Jareth looks at the roach slim and ichor on the floor
- Wenndolyne - ((we don't need no stinkin knights... we got Orkin Man there))
* Blackthorn is exhausted... his fingers smoking
- Wenndolyne - hehe
- Jareth - ((yes and I can wear a kilt and still look studly too))
* Shadowrune mutters something about Mages... and Knights
* LadyXan (hands Wenn the oxygen mask)
- Blackthorn - ((rofl))
- Blackthorn - ((ya know... this place is just TOO damn serious lately... ))
* Wenndolyne ((uses a fire extinguisher on BT's WONDERFUL smoldering hands))
* Jareth wonders if saving wenn was the best thing to do for humanity
* Wenndolyne playfully thwacks Jareth with a bright yellow Nerf bat!
* Jareth growls and pulls out his NERF bow and arrow set
* Wenndolyne returns from the fountain walking a little funny as the shivers are still with her
* Jareth throws a fake roach at Wenn
- Wenndolyne - ACK!!!!!
* Jareth grins and laughs
* Wenndolyne jumps three feet to the side "Not funny, Jareth" *scowl*
- Jareth - yes it was or I wouldn't be laughing
* Jareth pulls a cord hanging in midair and a mound of roaches falls on Wenn
* Wenndolyne bats furiously at her hair
* Jareth grins and teleports to the other side of the castle
* Wenndolyne jumps and stomps and runs like a girl to the hearth, shaking her clothes and hair all about
* Jareth snaps and the illsionary bugs dissapate

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