Roachzilla! in... Late Night Reunion

Bill ~ "Blame it on Daylight Savings time..."


Session Start: Sun Apr 07 03:07:34 2002
*** Now talking in #camelot
* Roachzilla kicks down the door..
*** Wenndolyne is now known as ladybug
<Lerrad> ack!
<Skye^Blackthorn> YAY!
* LadyElspeth cowers.
*** ladybug is now known as ^ladybug^
<Roachzilla> Sacre le dieu!
* ^ladybug^ swoons
* Lerrad sits back, gathers the bag of popcorn close to himself and watches.
<Roachzilla> Wat iz dis? All night..ze ravagin', ze chainsaw!
* Skye^Blackthorn sits and watches the show, still giggling
* LadyElspeth snuggles with Lerrad, sharing the popcorn.
* Lumiere sits patiently behind the bar and whistles a quiet tune.
* Vert moves back to flowerladySkye .done... bath.. yesss..
<Roachzilla> Can not a petiti giant cookroach hae...er....
* Lerrad feeds Elspeth some popcorn.
<Roachzilla> Is dat...
* Roachzilla looks at ladybug..
* Skye^Blackthorn thinks about snuggling with LadyElspeth and Lerrad, then remembers the eels and decides differently, choosing a spot on the OTHER end of the couch
<^ladybug^> Did it wake you my darling?
<Maelstrom_Vortex> <oOOOOoooohhhh... nooooo... a french... roach....... aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee!>
<Roachzilla> Mon petit pomme de terre!
<Skye^Blackthorn> ((my little potato?))
<Skye^Blackthorn> ((<gigglegigglegigglesnortgiggle>))
<^ladybug^> My big hunka crispity carapace!
* Roachzilla walks in further..he's dressed in a flannel night gown ..a stocking cap..and pink bunny slippers..on several pairs of feet
* ^ladybug^ bats her little black lashes on her little black shiny face
<Vert> (love those bunny slippers)
* Maelstrom_Vortex munches popcorn..
<Roachzilla> oui..c'est moi, mon petit smear de margarine..
<Roachzilla> J'taime..
* ^ladybug^ swoons again, near fainting, falling onto her back and rocking with a long soft sigh
* Roachzilla lightly kisses her with his mandibles.
<Maelstrom_Vortex> Ya know... carapaces are almost.. as sexy as scales are...
* Maelstrom_Vortex munches more popcorn..
<Roachzilla> ever since tha nuit at the Roach Motel...I've never forgooten..
<^ladybug^> Oh my gargantuan gigolo
<Skye^Blackthorn> Oh gawd
* Skye^Blackthorn falls off the couch
* LadyElspeth shakes with giggles.
<Roachzilla> mon sweet coffee grounds..
<^ladybug^> My enourmous enamoured
<Roachzilla> I have hoongered for the touch of your antennae..there... where you..touched me that night..
<^ladybug^> <sigh sigh ssssigh>
* Roachzilla 's mandibles tremble...
* ^ladybug^ flutters her wings and flips over
<Lerrad> He's got jimmy leg...s.
<^ladybug^> hehe
<LadyElspeth> <snickersnicker>
<Roachzilla> Ever since..whenever I zaw le wilted celery ..I zaw your face..
* Roachzilla looks at ladybug.
<Roachzilla> Non, non..do not tempt me!
<^ladybug^> Oh to feel your sticky feelers... I cannot say... I simply cannot
* ^ladybug^ blushes bright red, okay... even on the shiny black parts
<Roachzilla> I am only ze mortal coocakroach..I can oonly stand so mooch...
<^ladybug^> And I only stand about --- this high.
<LadyElspeth> <giggle>
<Roachzilla> Oui...we coome froom two differnt worlds..
<Skye^Blackthorn> <snortgiggle>
<LadyElspeth> <chortle>
<Roachzilla> but..in ziz crazy cook eyed woprld..can we nae dream?
<Roachzilla> (world)
<Roachzilla> (damn)
<Roachzilla> (le curses)
* Lerrad tosses a piece of rotting cabbage out onto the floor to see if it draws the roach out.
<Roachzilla> Let me take you away from all ziz..cleanliness..
<^ladybug^> What a twist of fate... dreams will have to do, my large larvae lover
* Roachzilla sighs...his mandibles click a sad song of lost love..nights spent on soft potatoe peels..a little garbage pail for two...
* ^ladybug^ floats up on her little wings and alights on his ... one of his many shoulders
<Lerrad> (( Ok. Me go now. Bed calls. Tomorrow, I repair my semi-broken car. ))
<^ladybug^> ((Night night))
<Roachzilla> Very well..I shall go...but my heart and droppings belong to you, mon petite fleur..
<LadyElspeth> ((night darlingdear))
<Skye^Blackthorn> ((night E-man))
<Roachzilla> (bon nuit, e!)
* LadyElspeth will disappear with lerrad. it's her lot in life. ;)
* Maelstrom_Vortex swats peer.
<Lerrad> (( hehehe, Roach. ))
* Skye^Blackthorn kisses the handsome wonderful loving typist behind the roach.. after all, she wouldn't kiss the roach, that's ^ladybug^s job
<^ladybug^> Good night, my oversized sweet
<Skye^Blackthorn> ((night all... gawd I love you guys))
* LadyElspeth giggles her way out...
<^ladybug^> ((Night Skya))
<Roachzilla> ((night snooks!)
* Lerrad and Elpseth rush off to make babies at home. There's less mud and twigs to get caught in places, if you do that sort of thing indoors. <sagely nod> <poof>
*** Lerrad has quit IRC (Quit: <burp> Bless you..)
<Maelstrom_Vortex> Does that make him "Pappa" roach?
* ^ladybug^ zips out with the Roachman
Session Close: Sun Apr 07 03:19:09 2002


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