The Flight of Shane and the Weasel    



* weasel slips through the door behind Salem and scampers under a chair
* weasel wiggles its nose and whiskers sniffing, beady little eyes bright and watching
* weasel crawls out from under the chair and pops its long body up on its haunches, sniffing, scanning
* weasel sees the fellow behind the bar and drops to all fours again to dart across the floor behind it
* weasel scurries into the kitchen causing a great clanging commotion with the cooks and such
* Calypso^ raises an eyebrow... hearing the commotion...
<Calypso^> what the bloody h*ll?
* weasel climbs to a bowl of oranges on a table in the kitchen, grabs one in its mouth and leaps from counter to counter avoiding flying skillets and utensils
* weasel bounds out of the kitchen followed shortly by a rather large harried looking woman in an apron, raising a pot in the air like an axe "Get out o'here, you varmint!"
* weasel carries its orange treasure securely as it tangles its way under tables, through chairs and over feet
* weasel continues on and almost crashes into Spickle but stops abruptly, pops its long body up on its haunches and stares from over the orange
* weasel drops again and scurries in a direct route to the nearest window... and out
* Shane_Blackthorn rises... butt first... then stands up...
<Shane_Blackthorn> da?
* weasel skitters in nose twitching and sniffing as it scrambles under a chair and crouches to look about
* Shane_Blackthorn runs over... grabs DB's leg
<Shane_Blackthorn> DA?
* Shane_Blackthorn shakes DB's pants leg...
* Shane_Blackthorn looks up
<DarkBlade> oh no
<Shane_Blackthorn> Da?
* LadyMarty giggles at Shane hanging onto DB
* Shane_Blackthorn smiles
* DarkBlade looks at ladymarty
<Shane_Blackthorn> dadadada!
<DarkBlade> i'm not your da
* Shane_Blackthorn stops
<Shane_Blackthorn> na da?
<DarkBlade> no na da
* Shane_Blackthorn looks thoughtfully up,then nodsnods
<Shane_Blackthorn> na da
* DarkBlade nods
<DarkBlade> that's right na da
* Shane_Blackthorn nodsnods abck
* Shane_Blackthorn makes the buhbye hands
<Shane_Blackthorn> buh byeeeeee!!
<DarkBlade> bye little one
<Shane_Blackthorn> buh buh byeeee!!
* Shane_Blackthorn nods
<Shane_Blackthorn> buh bye
* DarkBlade starts walking out the door
<Shane_Blackthorn> gone?
<LadyMarty> gone : (
* Shane_Blackthorn nodsnods... throws his arms up in the air
<Shane_Blackthorn> all gone!
* weasel crawls out from under the chair and pops its long furry body up to sit on its haunches, beady little eyes flashing brightly
* Shane_Blackthorn sees weasel... beeing lower to the ground,,,
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty!!
* SirPanamon scratches his chin
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at Panamon
* weasel turns its head and blinks to SirPanamon
<Shane_Blackthorn> see kitty?
<Shane_Blackthorn> <w>oooo... kitty!!
* SirPanamon point to the cute kitty on the fireplace
* weasel blinks at Shane, twice
<SirPanamon> There you go lil one
* Shane_Blackthorn starts crawling over towards the fireplace...
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty... kitty
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty
* weasel drops to all fours and crouches, watching the curious creature calling a curious name
* SirPanamon hands shane a piece of meat
* Shane_Blackthorn stops... stciks a finger in his mouth... to help the thinking process a bit...
* weasel wiggles its whiskers in a sniff
<SirPanamon> here lil one kitties love meat
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at Panamon... then the meat... then eats the meat...
<SirPanamon> yikes
* weasel cocks its narrow head to one side
<Shane_Blackthorn> COUGH!
<SirPanamon> now lil one, cough that up
<Shane_Blackthorn> COUGH!!!
* SirPanamon patting the kid on the back
<Shane_Blackthorn> cough
<Shane_Blackthorn> COUGH!!!
<Shane_Blackthorn> HACK!!
<Shane_Blackthorn> choke...
* weasel blinks much at the curious thing making curious noises
<LadyMarty> bad cough there Shane <G>
* SirPanamon does the heimlech manuver on the kid
<Shane_Blackthorn> COUGH!!
* SirPanamon squeeze
<Shane_Blackthorn> wheeze...
<Lady Xan> ( okay who let the kid swallow a furball?)
* SirPanamon squeeze
* SirPanamon squeeze
<Shane_Blackthorn> BURP!!
* SirPanamon smiles to the crowd
<SirPanamon> there you go lil one just like your dad
* Shane_Blackthorn brings up the meat...
* Shane_Blackthorn picks it up... looks at it...
<Shane_Blackthorn> poopooo
<Lady Xan> ( don' tyou dare eat it again... <grin>)
* Shane_Blackthorn hands it to PAnamon
<Shane_Blackthorn> ta!
<Shane_Blackthorn> you do!
* SirPanamon grabs the meat and tosses it into the fire
* Shane_Blackthorn nodsnods
<SirPanamon> na kid, its yucky
<SirPanamon> no good
* weasel leaps to the floor, bounds directly in front of Shane and sits its long body up on its haunches
<Shane_Blackthorn> KITTY!!
* SirPanamon points to the weasel
<SirPanamon> theres the kitty lil one
<Shane_Blackthorn> <w>kitty
* weasel chitters to Shane
<SirPanamon> pull its tail, it like it
* Natasia sits on the couch tired from watching shane
* Kaine twists in Marty's arms and looks at weasel
* Shane_Blackthorn sticks one hand out...
<weasel> ((me thinks SirPanamon is a trouble maker? ;))
* Kaine reaches, opening and closing his hand
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitttttttteeeeee!!
* SirPanamon whispers to the weasel
<SirPanamon> <w> you bite the kid, lumis cooking ya for dinner
* Kaine squirms in Marty's arms
* SirPanamon smiles
* weasel drops to four paws then leaps and bounds in a circle around Shane
* Shane_Blackthorn turns around as quick as a litle kid can... which is not very... then falls over...
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty?
* weasel chitters very loudly then s q u e e z e s out from under Shane
* Shane_Blackthorn giggles
<Shane_Blackthorn> aboom!!
* SirPanamon looks at the thinner weasel
<SirPanamon> ouch lil one, becareful with the kitty
* weasel turns on Shane and chatters rather animatedly but makes no move to harm him (Pan;)
* SirPanamon smiles at the weasel
<SirPanamon> good lil fur ball
* Kaine squirms and twists, watching weasel, trying to get out of Marty's arms
* weasel leans its long body forward and sniffs Shane with wiggly wiskers on the end of a pointed little nose
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at weasel...
<Shane_Blackthorn> SMOOCH!!
<SirPanamon> yuck
* Shane_Blackthorn giggles
* weasel hops back
<SirPanamon> now shane, you dont want to give the weasel some baby germs now
<Shane_Blackthorn> kiityyyy!!
* weasel chitters then approaches again
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at it...
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty...
* Shane_Blackthorn reaches one finger out...
* LadyMarty sits Kaine down to explore
* weasel leans very very slowly and whisker sniffles toward the hand
* SirPanamon looks at the weasel and raises his pike
* Shane_Blackthorn touches the nose... giggles
* SirPanamon grins
<Shane_Blackthorn> niceeeeee kitty!
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at Panamon
* Kaine toddles over to where Shane and the weasel are
* weasel chitters then runs wildly over Shane, between feet, under an arm, around his neck... and licks his ear
<Shane_Blackthorn> hehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!
<SirPanamon> yuck, weasel, you might get baby germs that way, no tellin where BT has taken the kid
<VelvetAngel> ((ROTFL))
* weasel chatters at SirPanamon then winds around Shane in same pattern
*Shane_Blackthorn looks at Panamon...
<Shane_Blackthorn> baaaaaaad !!!
* Kaine grabs weasel, huggles and tries to lift him, to carry him away
* Kaine falls, pulling weasel on top of him
* SirPanamon grins at the lil rat, i mean boy
* weasel looks rather like a limp rag being carried then chitters at Kaine
* weasel leaps and bounds all around Kaine then stops suddenly to lick his hand
* Kaine yabbers at weasel, pointing his finger
* Shane_Blackthorn rolls over... starts chewing on Panamon's boot...
* emmy blinkblinks and looks at Shane
* LadyMarty laughs at Shane... wondering what BT would do if he walked in
* weasel opens its mouth at the finger but glances to Panamon and just g e n t l y nips it, sort of like playing maybe
* Kaine pulls his hand away in shock and then pokes it out again at weasel
* SirPanamon chuckles at shane cause he was out in the cow pasture all day
<SirPanamon> chew away lil one
* SirPanamon grins
* weasel chatters at Kaine, almost a giggle and bats at the finger with its paw
<LadyMarty> ((LOL))
* Shane_Blackthorn looks up... then burps down inside Panamon's boot
<LadyMarty> ((ewwwwwwwwww))
<emmy> ((Yuckie!))
* SirPanamon takes his boot off and toss the contents out the window
<weasel> (blech)
* Shane_Blackthorn burps on Panamon's sock
* SirPanamon pats the kid on the head, a little to hard, grining
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((that'll teach ya... lol))
<SirPanamon> good job kid
* Kaine slaps weasel on the snout
* weasel hops backward and falls over then snakes into a crouch, chittering of course
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at Panamon
<Shane_Blackthorn> yuckiee!!
* Kaine advances on weasel, swinging his hand
* SirPanamon looks at shane grinning
* Shane_Blackthorn nodsnods
* weasel bounds away from Kaine and leaps back onto a HIGHER stone level of the fireplace
<Shane_Blackthorn> r[ff'ara'er[qrqle'qlrqa????
* SirPanamon wring his sock out
* Shane_Blackthorn blinksblinks
* SirPanamon pats/wipes his hand off on the lil boys shirt
<SirPanamon> nice boy
* weasel pops up on its haunches and blinks (at smelly socks perhap ;)
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at the shirt...
<Shane_Blackthorn> uh ohhhhhhh!
<Shane_Blackthorn> uhhhhhh ohhhhhh!!!
* SirPanamon walks over to the bar to get a stiff drink
* weasel leans forward a bit now watching Shane again, seemingly distressed
* weasel leans back then climbs up to the mantle over the fireplace, snaking over the lip of it and stretching out to watch all the curious creatures
* SirPanamon gulps the shot down and turns to look back at the lil blackthorn
<SirPanamon> ok lil one now what
<Shane_Blackthorn> uh ohhhhhhh
* SirPanamon gets an idea, walks out of the firehall
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at his shirt that Panamon smeared
****** SirPanamon is now known as old_fat_grandma
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at weasel
<Shane_Blackthorn> up!!
* old_fat_grandma walks into the firehall
* Shane_Blackthorn stretches out his hands
<Shane_Blackthorn> uP!!
* old_fat_grandma sees lil shane playing on the floor and notices the time
* Shane_Blackthorn starts to liuft off the ground
* old_fat_grandma walks up and pinches the lil angels face
<Shane_Blackthorn> UP!!
<old_fat_grandma> now sonny, you need to go to bed
* Shane_Blackthorn begins floating upwards... over granny's head...
<old_fat_grandma> eerrrrr, a you come down here young man
* weasel pops its head up and watches the curious creatures, tries to understand what their chittering means
* old_fat_grandma takes her cane and swatts at the lil boy
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((and if you know the family... you aren't surprised ))
* Shane_Blackthorn goes up REAL fast as he gets hit by the cane
<Shane_Blackthorn> WAHHHHHH!!!!
* weasel blinks and draws its head back at the sound
* emmy watches Shane
* old_fat_grandma tosses a robe up to lasso the lil brat
* old_fat_grandma waddles over toward the kid
* Shane_Blackthorn is now floating up by the ceiling...
<old_fat_grandma> now dont make granny chase you
<Shane_Blackthorn> wah !!
* old_fat_grandma waddles faster
* weasel climbs down from the mantle very quickly and winds over to the old fat creature and nips its ankle
<old_fat_grandma> now i said young man, you come down
* old_fat_grandma swats the weasel with her cane
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((considering both BT and Huney are orphans... he's not gonna believe he's got a granny... lol!))
****** old_fat_grandma is now known as long_lost_old_fat_grandma
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma waddles over
* Shane_Blackthorn is floating up by the rafter... looking down///
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma shaking her leg tryin to shake the weasel
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> get off you rat
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty!
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma swats again with the cane knocking the weasel on the head
<Shane_Blackthorn> up!
* weasel drops and rolls away, stopping only when it hits a wall... with LOUD CHITTERING at the old fat thing
* Shane_Blackthorn waves at the weasel... lifting it up with him
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma lets out some bodily sounds and waddles some more
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> you get over here
* weasel cranes its head over and protests, not at all understanding the floating
* Shane_Blackthorn reaches over... grabs the weasel
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty!!
<weasel> SQUEAK
<Shane_Blackthorn> shhhhh!!
<Shane_Blackthorn> bad man!
* weasel chitters more quietly
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ((you grabbing your weasel, i thought this was a pg13 channel))
<VelvetAngel> ((LOL))
<weasel> (haha)
* LadyMarty giggles
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma waddle not caring her stockings are falling
* Shane_Blackthorn begins to float towards the baclony doors...
<Shane_Blackthorn> balcony...
* weasel hangs loosely over Shane's arm
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma does her 2 inch vertical leap trying to catch both varments
* weasel is NOT in the fellow's hand... as suggested ;)
* Shane_Blackthorn doesn't notice that he is slowly floating out of the hall...
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ((now your weasel is hanging over your shoulder?))
<VelvetAngel> ((big dreams... grin))
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((ok,soory there ,weasel... rofl))
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> come back her you lil brat
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma waddles as fast as her rumatism medicine can carry her
* Shane_Blackthorn is very nearly at the balcony doors... being carried out by the current...
* weasel cranes its head and chatters at Shane, seeing the dark out there
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma closes the balcony doors and windows quickly
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma stops to take a shot of her medicine
* weasel starts slipping
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ^serve a tall whiskey
* Lumiere goes behind the bar, searches for a moment, then brings long_lost_old_fat_grandma a tall whiskey.
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ^tip 10 gold coins
* Lumiere takes the 10 gold coins, and smiles. "Thank ye, kindly."
* Shane_Blackthorn bumps off the balcony doors... the momentum rockets him towards the garden doors////
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma continues the chase
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma dives for the balcony doors and crashes through
* Shane_Blackthorn is halfway out the garden doors
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> grrrrr
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma straightens her blue wig
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((wrong doors,grannie!!))
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ill get you my pretty
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> oopps wrong story
* weasel is chinning up on Shane's arm and the rest is dangling precariously
* Shane_Blackthorn slips out into the night... starting to gain altitude
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma waddles back through the balcony doors and toward the garden doors
<Shane_Blackthorn> weeeeeeeeee!!
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma slips on a deposit shane made earlier and slides ahead of shane and out the garden doors
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> oooohhhhhhhhhh
* weasel is chittering rather chokedly and its beady little eyes are buldging
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma gets up hunched over and closes the garden doors
* Shane_Blackthorn is now bobbing along like a balloon...
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma pushing her blue wig up looks at the floating boy
<Shane_Blackthorn> ruh????
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at the sky...
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> oh now lil heathen, ill get ya
<Shane_Blackthorn> da?
* weasel 's rearend is rather hanging in the wind
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma tosses a lasso around his back leg
* weasel shitters a little more panicked at Shane
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> i got ya now
<weasel> (OOPS)
* Shane_Blackthorn kicks like he's swimming...
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma starts being lifted by the boy
<weasel> (I *knew* that would happen eventually :( )
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> hey now
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> helppp
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((that's ok,weasel... just make sure it hits him))
<weasel> (maybe if it hits the old lady?)
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> get back here
<Shane_Blackthorn> (((yup... aim for the blue wig... ))
* weasel wiggles its fanny for just the right trajectory
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma pop opens her umbrella
* Shane_Blackthorn giggles
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((ROFLMAO!!))
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma let go of the robe to see shane float away
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((ok... so now we have a baby floating outside... with a weasel... practicing aerial bombardment on a dangling old fat lady with an open umbrella ))
* weasel chatters (that one is a little safer) at Shane
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at the weasel
<Shane_Blackthorn> down?
* weasel CHITTERS back
* Shane_Blackthorn nodsnods... unfortunately... this propels him further out into the night sky
<Shane_Blackthorn> down!!
* Shane_Blackthorn waits... nothing happens
<Shane_Blackthorn> down!!
* weasel claws a bit, trying to hold on
<Shane_Blackthorn> shhhshhh!
<Shane_Blackthorn> DOWN!!!!!!
* Shane_Blackthorn begins to realize he is in BIG TROULBE
<Shane_Blackthorn> DA DA !!
* weasel rocks and rocks its rearend until it can fling most of its dnagling body up to wrap around Shane's arm for a more secure hold... and unfortunately a better view of their predicament
<Shane_Blackthorn> DA DA!!!
* weasel chatters, chitters and except for strict control would grace the old lady with another shower
* Shane_Blackthorn begins to realize he isn't coming down... he is floating away
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma looks over her shoulder,
<weasel> (well kid I think we are on our own here ;)
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> bye bye lil brat, hee hee
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((hey... WE NEED HELP HERE!!))
<weasel> (Freud would love this place)
<LadyMarty> ((LOL))
* Jaelyn tilts her head and looks at the floating kid interestedly.
<Jaelyn> Umm... is that supposed to be happening?
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((weasel... I don't know who you are... but if you new... you are fitting right in... rofl))
<Shane_Blackthorn> DA DA!!!
* weasel gets so frighten of the distance between itself and the safety of the ground... it bites Shane's hand
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma looks a back and whistles, her cats come runnin
* Shane_Blackthorn is floating over the garden... rising fast... then screams as weasel bites whim
* weasel chatters with Shane's screaming and hangs on really tight, with claws even
<Shane_Blackthorn> welp!!
* Shane_Blackthorn hugs wesel tight
* weasel 's eyes and little pink tongue pop out
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma walks outside to watch the lil brat fly away
<Shane_Blackthorn> DADADADADADADADA!!
* Lumiere takes a worn rag and wipes down the bar.
<APMousie> ... Maybe she's gone...
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((oh... you mean pop goes the weasel??))
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> sees the robe just floating, she grabs it
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma holds the rope to shanes foot
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> he he he
* weasel (bites the person at Shane's keyboard for that one, with a snicker)
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> now lil one lets have some funn
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma starts to bounce the string
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((sorry... been waiting for that///lol))
<Shane_Blackthorn> DA DA!!
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ((ha ha))
<weasel> (haha)
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma starts to real the lil boy in
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma stops to take some more medicine
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ^serve another tall whiskey
* Lumiere goes behind the bar, searches for a moment, then brings long_lost_old_fat_grandma another tall whiskey.
* Jolieve turns again, then goes out to the gardens
* Shane_Blackthorn begins floating away again...
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma pulls the kid in some more
* weasel sees a tree branch about to pass close by... or they are about to pass IT close
* Shane_Blackthorn is too high now...
* Shane_Blackthorn hits the tree... gets tangled
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> oooppps
<Shane_Blackthorn> wa!!!
<Shane_Blackthorn> WAAAAAHHHHH!!
* weasel wriggles to get loose from Shane and starts to spiral down a branch but stops to turn and look at Shane
* Shane_Blackthorn is now stuck in a tree branch...
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma scratches her stubbled face
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ummm
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> now hows i supose to get him down
* LadyPlatonic goes over the old grandma
* weasel back tracks on the branch at Chitters at Shane
<LadyPlatonic> Hello granny
* Shane_Blackthorn is stuck up at thetop of the tree...
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> lets see, i could shoot him with an arrow, then pull him down
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ummmm
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ha
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> na
<Shane_Blackthorn> dadadada!!!!!
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> i know, my trained falcom herald can get him down
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma puts out her arm for herald to land
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> he he he
* Shane_Blackthorn begins to cry... looks at weasel...
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> go get em harry
* weasel runs back and forth on the branch nervously. The branch itself seems to be wavering a bit as the child struggles.
* Shane_Blackthorn starts to crawl along the branch... vewy vewt slowly...
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> hey herald bring him back
* Shane_Blackthorn screams!
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma holds out her arm
* Shane_Blackthorn struggles... faling... hitting grannie off the head and knocking him/her over...
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma lefts her arm, showing all the underarm hair that is braided as it falls out
<Shane_Blackthorn> ABOOM!!
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma lands on her butt
* Shane_Blackthorn runs like he... er... heck
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty!!
* weasel preceeds Shane on the branch, finding a path but pauses to look back and sees the child erm drop
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma picks up her blue wig and waddles after the little brat
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> come back her
* Shane_Blackthorn hides behind LP
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma waddles over to lady p
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> come here young one
* LadyPlatonic spreads her skirts to hide Shane
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma swatting with her cane
* weasel races now, bounding through the tree limbs and down the trunk then back to the hall
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> come here
* Shane_Blackthorn hides behind the skirts
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> grrrrrrr
* LadyPlatonic spills the water from the flower vase
<Shane_Blackthorn> baaaad mannnn
<LadyPlatonic> look out granny...
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma hunched over looks at shane
<LadyPlatonic> watch your step... the floors slipppy... "sorry"
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> now lil one, be kind to your grammy
* weasel stalks up behind the old fat lady and leaps to chomp on... well, you can imagine... and holds on!!
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma slips and lands hard
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> POP
* Shane_Blackthorn runs like heck again
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> oh oh oh
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> i think that was my back
<LadyPlatonic> here ... let me help you...
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma lays on the floor both feet straight up in the air
* LadyPlatonic offers her hand to granny
* weasel is pretty darn flat right about now
<LadyPlatonic> you know ... you are pretty agile for an old granny!!!
* long_lost_old_fat_grandma rolls over to let the weasel crawl out from underneath
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> i need some medicine
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ^serve whiskey ver strong
* Lumiere goes behind the bar, searches for a moment, then brings long_lost_old_fat_grandma whiskey ver strong.
* weasel wiggles out and away from all the curious creatures, no longer nearly as curious
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> gulp
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at weasel
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty?
* APKitty sees the weasel and start to chase it around.
<Shane_Blackthorn> kitty?
<APKitty> Meow!
* weasel bounds up over under and through people and chairs
<long_lost_old_fat_grandma> ive had it with that kid,
* Shane_Blackthorn rewches over... picks weasel up out of APKitty's way
* APKitty scampers across the floor in hot pursuit of the weasel.
<LadyPlatonic> Bye all catch you later...
****** long_lost_old_fat_grandma is now known as big_hairy_doggy
* weasel chitters again but stops and licks Shane's hand from a secure location in the lad's arms
* APKitty stares up at shane and meows pitifully.
<Shane_Blackthorn> no!!
* big_hairy_doggy wanders into the hall and lays by the fire
<APKitty> Meoooww...
* weasel grins at APKitty
<Shane_Blackthorn> no!!
* APKitty sees the dog
<APKitty> MEOOOWWW!!!!!
* weasel chatters and you would swear it was laughter
* APKitty tears across the room away from the dog.
* big_hairy_doggy hears the cat
<big_hairy_doggy> rough
* APKitty meows something that sounds really close to "Emmy, please change me back NOW, dear!!"
* Shane_Blackthorn looks at weasel
<big_hairy_doggy> grrrrrr
* Shadowrune looks around
<Shane_Blackthorn> nice kitty
* weasel stretches up to nuzzle Shane's cheek
* big_hairy_doggy walks over to the kitty, licking his chompers
* APKitty jumps up on top of the bar and stares down at the dog, hissing.
<big_hairy_doggy> grrrrrr
* Shane_Blackthorn patspats weasel on the head
* big_hairy_doggy jumps on the bar chasing the cat
* APKitty poofs back to himself, and feels really dumb sitting on the bar.
****** APKitty is now known as Admiral_Piette
<Admiral_Piette> Much better
* weasel wriggles free of Shane's grasp and climbs up to wind around his neck, like a fur collar (don't ya dare ;)
* big_hairy_doggy stop and see the man
* Admiral_Piette climbs down and shoos the dog out of the room
<Admiral_Piette> Get out!!
<Admiral_Piette> Ya mangy mongrel
<big_hairy_doggy> ((shane as a wriggling weasel))
* big_hairy_doggy walks back to the fireplace
<Admiral_Piette> Gosh, I really showed him...
<Shane_Blackthorn> badddddd dawgiiieee!!
* Admiral_Piette grins at Shane.
<Admiral_Piette> Exactly, my boy, bad doggie.
* Shane_Blackthorn giggles at Piette
* weasel licks Shane's cheek and settles in for a nap after such a harrowing evening (I must go. :( but THANKS for the play! Esp. Shane ;)
* big_hairy_doggy walks up and gives shane a giant lick, drooling all over him
<Admiral_Piette> ((bye weasel))
<Shane_Blackthorn> ((yer welcome... was fun!!))
<weasel> (bye :)


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