ACCURATE ACRONYMS

TRUTHS AND
ONE-LINERS


LAWS OF PROGRAMMING

SOFTWARE LIFE CYCLE: HOW SOFTWARE IS BORN

HOW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE CARS

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF STRESS-FREE PROGRAMMING



BYTE BACK
homegrown
computer quips




FAMOUS LAST WORDS
(ie, KISS OF DEATH)

"It'll run this time!"

"I just found/fixed the last bug."

It's not a bug. Feature It's a feature!
Yeah, right.

THE BUGS STOP HERE.
For a snack.


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Byte Back DHP@1993
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ZAP!
BUGS ZAPPED
bzzz
Damn! There's a bug in the counter!

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