ACCURATE ACRONYMS TRUTHS AND ONE-LINERS LAWS OF PROGRAMMING SOFTWARE LIFE CYCLE: HOW SOFTWARE IS BORN HOW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE CARS TEN COMMANDMENTS OF STRESS-FREE PROGRAMMING BYTE BACK homegrown computer quips FAMOUS LAST WORDS (ie, KISS OF DEATH) "It'll run this time!" "I just found/fixed the last bug."

It's not a bug. It's a feature! Yeah, right. THE BUGS STOP HERE. Ok, they don't actually get killed here. I just point them out and with any luck maybe a coder takes a whack at 'em. This is a small cache of My Favorite Computer-Related Humor BUGS ZAPPED Damn! There's a bug in the counter! Software Testing AND Graphic Design Sort of an Artsy Tech? Or Tech Artist? Whatevah. Email